Before I head for bed

I just spoke with one of my brothers, who offered the following about U.S. politics:

“Let’s see. We’ve got McCain, Clinton and Obama. That’s pretty much like, ‘Hmm, after I’ve masturbated with sandpaper, out of rubbing alcohol, menthol or lemon juice, which do I want to slather on my private parts?’ “

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In other news, I kind of enjoyed this.

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One response to “Before I head for bed

  1. BTS

    Hey, at least you will have accomplished something before the application of said astringents.

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