I need a Hiro

Of all my celebrity crushes, my deepest and truest one right now is Masi Oka. Not only would we have insanely bright children if we married, but I’d also be legally wed to a man — a hot one, by the way — whose last name is one letter shy of “Okra,” which just happens to be one of my favorite vegetables. Readers, I challenge you to think of a better reason for me and this man to join in holy matrimony and reproduce.

Can’t you just see us together?

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5 responses to “I need a Hiro

  1. if you spell his name backwards…i s a mall that’s missing is the heart between the i and the s. it’s only a matter of time.

  2. Yes, I think you would be a great looking couple.And not to shatter your bubble but I think he bats for the other side….

  3. BTS

    I believe that in the year 2016, we will learn that Masi Oka is neither homo- nor heterosexual, when an Oka-clone springs forth fully armed from his brow.

  4. You can have Masi if I can have Milo! (Ive had a crush on him since his days on “Gilmore Girls.”) And, if you need something to impress your soul mate, I can teach you to sing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in Japanese. 🙂

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