Let’s play a game. It’s called Rock and Roll Grammarian Can’t Dress Herself.
I’m going to dinner and would like to wear this dress:
The problem: What shoes do I wear with a dress like this? The material is thin and springy, but it IS primarily black, and it’s got long sleeves.
So, do I choose cork-heeled, open-toed mid-rises …
Dinner commences in three hours. Please help!