Simon just defended his mommy against the Giant Pigeon of Doom. Lavish praise ensued.
But seriously, these damned pigeons are big enough to need their own ZIP codes. They’re terrifying.
Simon just defended his mommy against the Giant Pigeon of Doom. Lavish praise ensued.
But seriously, these damned pigeons are big enough to need their own ZIP codes. They’re terrifying.
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American Shad 
I want pictures of the big pigeons!
I’m told there’s a restaurant on Lamma Island, not far from here, that makes its specialty the serving of delectable pigeons. Shall I set aside an order for you? Or Simon?
Erin, I will provide you with said photos if/when the offending beasts dare show their enormous faces round these parts again.And Dave, please do set aside an order for young Simon. I’m sure he’d take great pleasure in feasting upon his enemy.