Denise Austin Armpit

One of the great things about having a hit counter is seeing what kinds of crazy Google and Yahoo searches lead unsuspecting Web surfers to this site. Some recent search strings:

  • “ideas for a rock’roll bedroom”
  • “where to buy a 300zx in dallas tx”
  • “Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone?”
  • “Judge Butch Hale”
  • “‘riverbottom nightmare band’ uptown”
  • “Pappasito’s Fajitas Recipe”
  • “rubisco nabisco”
  • “steve miller band keep rockin me baby lyrics”
  • “keep on rockin me baby lyrics”
  • ” ‘some people call me the gangster of love’ lyrics steve miller band”
  • “anyone? anyone? bueller?”
  • “Lyrics to Keep on Rockin’ me Baby”
  • “keep on rockin me baby lyrics”
  • “denise austin armpit”
  • “Jenks High School Class of 1995”
  • “putting it together bit by bit”
  • “there was a slant of light”
  • “rock and roll death pool 2005”

Clearly we have some Steve Miller fans out there, which delights me to no end. Perhaps I’m not alone in my guilty pleasure.



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12 responses to “Denise Austin Armpit

  1. ? I don’t quite get it. Why the delete?…

  2. 🙂 Those are awesome hits! I only get boring ones (or ones that frankly kind of weirded me out), so I stopped looking. 😀 You are clearly fast becoming a hub on some alternate SMB webring! 😉 Oh…and Emmett Otter webring, too. Speaking of which, did you ever get your Emmett Otter DVD? eBay still has them!

  3. I did not get the DVD. Somehow I managed to forget about it (bad Samantha!).Perhaps I need to visit eBay and embrace the holiday season (which you declared officially to have commenced a few weeks ago). For we need a little Christmas, right this very minute, doncha think?

  4. I think this is a pretty standard blog amusement. There’s even the site Disturbing Search Requests for this kind of info. Here are a few of mine for October:where d the cheese go? upside down longhorn symbol zote laundry detergent recipes faddish faux-bohemian kitsch who sells paper shredder machine in jakarta poststructuralism and eminem meaning of handcuff necklace teenage sex coricidin maximum strenght should i take to get highlonghorn uterus los angeles convention center pez convention 2006 Is there a way to turn off CAPTCHA for registered Blogger users. That’s fucking annoying.

  5. “Longhorn Uterus” would make a good band name.I agree that the word verification thing is annoying. Don’t know if there’s a way to turn it off for Blogger users, but I’ll look into it. Now, if I could further filter from there …

  6. are you saying you would ban me?

  7. Hell no, Sassypants! I would do no such thing. Your comments will forever be welcome here.

  8. Ok…disturbing search requests is freaking AWESOME. I don’t know if this is the site you went to, but I found and the comments are *killing* me. Oh, yeah–some of the requests are disturbing, too. 😉

  9. Bwah! I just looked at that site. “Kitten death Knee child?” Love it.

  10. Now if that isn’t an indie band name, I don’t know what is…

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